{"product_id":"near-modern-cards-wishing-you-a-happy-birthday-from-the-toilet","title":"Near Modern Cards - Wishing You A Happy Birthday from the Toilet","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I Got You This Card Instead Of Wishing You A Happy Birthday From My Phone On The Toilet.\" - the perfect modern day birthday greeting - because who knows where all of those digital messages are coming from?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eA2 size (4.25\" x 5.5”) Blank Inside. Printed on FSC certified 130# stock. Paired with a kraft envelope. Packaged in a clear open-top cello sleeve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Near Modern","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53936392077630,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1248\/8951\/files\/1_71670735-d5ea-4003-967a-55a3583015ab.jpg?v=1785350512","url":"https:\/\/shopqueenofhearts.com\/products\/near-modern-cards-wishing-you-a-happy-birthday-from-the-toilet","provider":"Queen of Hearts and Modern Love","version":"1.0","type":"link"}